Magic 8-Ball.

I still want to be able to detect the whether mobile or not so that it will work (and be optimized) for where the user is coming from.

$responses = array(
"As I see it, yes",
"It is certain",
"It is decidedly so",
"Most likely",
"Outlook good",
"Signs point to yes",
"Without a doubt",
"Yes",
"Yes - definitely",
"You may rely on it",
"Reply hazy, try again",
"Ask again later",
"Better not tell you now",
"Cannot predict now",
"Concentrate and ask again",
"Don't count on it",
"My reply is no",
"My sources say no",
"Outlook not so good",
"Very doubtful");
?>


Magic 8-ball

echo "[".$responses[$selection]."]";
?>